occasionaloranges:

occasionaloranges:

cossetties:

Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

They really just went and DID THAT

(gifs from @baawri)

frogsuggest:

itsme-thatguy:

frogsuggest:

adios-toreador:

toast-my-name-is-toast:

frogsuggest:

bigmammallama5:

craspysav:

craspysav:

you should draw bc ‘bad’ art makes me happy

this is what im talking about. its raw. unfiltered. no ulterior motives clouded by the desire to be ‘artsy’ or ‘deep’. it is what it is and it makes me smile

DID YOU KNOW there was a study in 2016 that found that making art can significantly reduce stress levels, regardless of artistic talent or experience? Because that’s a real thing.

Go make some art yall. It’s good for you!

make a small little frogue and send her to me, create happiness for us both

she is here………………

PANTS!!!! a dapper girl!

i may not be artist, but at least i can Turtle

You can TURTLE exceedingly well!!

vampireapologist:

darkbluemint:

vampireapologist:

*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*

Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you

Me: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-

Why does anyone try to fight a goose?

Sometimes the goose gives you no option

dancinbutterfly:

catchymemes:

So….thats ridiculously pure?

Also, um, imagine your otp?

chiribomb:

sevenatee:

sevenatee:

fonicsox:

allfrogsarefriends:

Ah! Hes the same guy who provides women selfies that they could use if they feel threatened!

So he’s smart, diligent, has a variety of interests, looks out for women, and he’s pretty good looking if my mostly-lesbian assessment is worth anything

This is a unicorn of a man

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel

apparently this is more relatable than I thought holy shit

modern brain: hehe warm food
medieval brain: magic hot box will kill me if i dont kill it first

plaidasaurus:

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

dovahkiin-official:

marxisforbros:

Each word hurts more than the last.

lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

Anonymous asked:

do you still wear the bracelet?

Every day

thebootydiaries:

valkyrie-ironhand:

thebootydiaries:

vampyrequeen3:

thebootydiaries:

vampyrequeen3:

thebootydiaries:

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

You don’t know how human biology works, do you?

If I don’t know how biology works then why is my son a chick magnet pulling hoes left and right ? how did i raise his testosterone level to that of a wild moose hunting for his doe during mating season ? talk to me about biology when ur son learns to breed with deer

paci-fisticuffs:

sheholdsyoucaptivated:

marsinlibra:

what men call “logic” is really just a lack of empathy

and what they call “objectivity” is really just subjectivity lacking in self awareness

And what they call “common sense” is usually just a series of social biases that they’ve never bothered to analyze or question.